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(More customer reviews)Martha's been less than pleased with my ways as of late ("You lazy sack of you-know-what" she called me yesterday), so I figured it was as good a time as any to get her a little something to smooth over our cousinly relationship, if you get my drift.
As soon as I laid my eyes on this Saddle Up! Doorknocker, I knew it was just the gift to do the trick! When they say that this little piece of perfect craftsmanship is "Solid Brass," has a "Heavy-duty construction," came about as a result of "Detailed Sculpting," they mean it, my friend. If I ever met the sculpter of this knocker, I would tell him it's the finest knocker a man could hope to own in the U.S. or in any other country on this earth.
So here's what I did: When Martha left for the rodeo this morning, I nailed this little beauty straight into the corrugated tin door at the center of the doublewide - more or less right in the middle of the door - and then I tested the knocking sounding of the brass hitting the tin for twenty minutes or so. I'm not being untruthful when I tell you it sounds more impressive than any other knocker in this entire county. It goes: "Spritooooooing!" real loud.
When Martha gets home, I bet she's going to be happier than she's been in a real, real long time. I bet she's going to shout her dang face off with happiness.
One thing about the knocker, though: it will (slightly) dent a tin door, so watch out for that.
An impressive piece on any door, and if you can afford the steep price, a good way to show "her" that you care about "her."
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This solid brass doorknocker will make an impressive addition to any door.
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